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I AM NOT A BANK

Thu Jun 19, 2008, 8:17 PM
GROCERY STORES ARE NOT BANKS. Yes I cash checks, but only when I have the money. The words 'Customer Service' above my desk does NOT me 'do whatever the customer wants no matter what they fucking want'.

Customer: DANCE LIKE A SQUID.
Me: DIE IN A FIRE.

Now what this boils down to is the following:

1. This is the new age where WESTERN UNION DOES NOT EXIST. THE BORG WILL ASSIMILATE YOU. DEAL WITH IT AND GET A FUCKING CREDIT CARD.
2. I do not change out foreign money you pricks. BANKS change out foreign money, not GROCERY STORES.
3. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MIX UP A BANK AND A GROCERY STORE?! One holds your money, one you get tomatoes at. IS THIS SO HARD A CONCEPT?!
4. I don't sell lottery tickets for you to make money. It's not MY fault you lose. I'm not bad luck just because the system is rigged so please, go bitch at someone else for your stupidity when you spend 200 DOLLARS ON FUCKING LOTTERY TICKETS. By the time you win out you'll have lost a million already you you DUMB FUCKING GOAT LOVER.

SHUT UP AND DIE STUPID CUSTOMERS.

That is all.

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Hahahah, wow. People are friggen idiots. I don't put it past them to be so stupid. It takes someone with patience to handle customer service, that of which I do not have. You're a trooper. XD
I read this and wondered if I could use the subject line and put it on a sign for when the relatives come asking for cash.


Funny in Canada some grocery stores are banks, you can get bank accounts right at the store for a bank the store owns.
Our biggest chain started a giant banking business awhile ago.
And no the cashiers can’t cash foreign money unless it’s US.

Number 4 is funny. Too bad you can’t yell at them for being dumb enough to buy the wrong ticket

Did you say 200 DOLLARS??! That person has a problem.

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To blindly accept all that is around you is to miss the magic that exists in everday things.
Give up free will at your peril.
Hahaha wow people are dumb.

I keep going to Kelly's to bother you but you're never there when I go. WTF is with that?

PS: Can I get 3 lotto?

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