Customer: DANCE LIKE A SQUID.
Me: DIE IN A FIRE.
Now what this boils down to is the following:
1. This is the new age where WESTERN UNION DOES NOT EXIST. THE BORG WILL ASSIMILATE YOU. DEAL WITH IT AND GET A FUCKING CREDIT CARD.
2. I do not change out foreign money you pricks. BANKS change out foreign money, not GROCERY STORES.
3. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MIX UP A BANK AND A GROCERY STORE?! One holds your money, one you get tomatoes at. IS THIS SO HARD A CONCEPT?!
4. I don't sell lottery tickets for you to make money. It's not MY fault you lose. I'm not bad luck just because the system is rigged so please, go bitch at someone else for your stupidity when you spend 200 DOLLARS ON FUCKING LOTTERY TICKETS. By the time you win out you'll have lost a million already you you DUMB FUCKING GOAT LOVER.
SHUT UP AND DIE STUPID CUSTOMERS.
That is all.
Devious Comments
Funny in Canada some grocery stores are banks, you can get bank accounts right at the store for a bank the store owns.
Our biggest chain started a giant banking business awhile ago.
And no the cashiers cant cash foreign money unless its US.
Number 4 is funny. Too bad you cant yell at them for being dumb enough to buy the wrong ticket
Did you say 200 DOLLARS??! That person has a problem.
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To blindly accept all that is around you is to miss the magic that exists in everday things.
Give up free will at your peril.
I keep going to Kelly's to bother you but you're never there when I go. WTF is with that?
PS: Can I get 3 lotto?
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"The Brightest Star Burns Most Quickly" - Ray McVeigh
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